NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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