Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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