Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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Do I have a choice?
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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