This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?