I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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