and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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