Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
