Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I want a musical about memes.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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