Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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