what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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