Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am one with the molecules
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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