So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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