Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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