So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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