I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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