Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
not ubering you a puppy
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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