he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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