A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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