I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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