Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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