What a fucking waste of an outfit
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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