Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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