ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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