My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Semen is not good for contacts.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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