But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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