I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Semen is not good for contacts.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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