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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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