Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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