is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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