I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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