used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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