Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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