He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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