I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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