my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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