I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
