Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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