I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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