Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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