you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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