There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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vagina is talking i cant
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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