She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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