White coat. Heels.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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