People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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