Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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