Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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