As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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