Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
jump out the window naked night went bad
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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