I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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