glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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