White coat. Heels.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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