its not stalking. its research.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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